I bet he comes in French.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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