sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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