sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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