Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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