All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
His nipple licking is glorious
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