I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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