how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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