Please, let me fuck your mom
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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