I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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