WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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