Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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