it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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