Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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