you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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