never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
