so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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