can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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