So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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