If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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