That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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