porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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