Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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