question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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