Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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