Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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