i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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