How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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