I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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