yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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