Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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