i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
