I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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