at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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