I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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