You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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