I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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