So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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