Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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