Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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