Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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