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well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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