i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
