There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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