Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
