Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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