i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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