Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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