I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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