Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And then the night went full on bisexual.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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