We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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