Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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