I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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