North Korea, Best Korea!
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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