Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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